- WomanΒ INTERNET: Β Hardly availableΒ woman!
- WomanΒ SERVER: Always busy when you need her!
- WomanΒ WINDOWS: Everybody knows that she does not work perfectly, but no one can live without her.
- WomanΒ DOS: Everybody needs her at least once in lifetime, but nowadays, no one wants her back!
- WomanΒ BACKUP: She always has everything you need, but at some point she fails!
- WomanΒ SCAN DISK: Good and willing to help you whenever you need her, but no one really knows what is she doing!
- WomanΒ SCREENSAVER: There is no need for her; her role is not essential, but she adorns your current life!
- WomanΒ HARD-DISK: Excellent memory; everything is saved with no chance to delete it, unless you wish so!
- WomanΒ MOUSE: She worksΒ onlyΒ if you hustle and Move her!
- Woman MULTIMEDIA: Hmm⦠Seems she likes to be everything except ordinary!
- WomanΒ PASSWORD: You strongly believe that you are the only one who knows her, but actually, you know only half of the worldβ¦
- WomanΒ MP3: Everybody wants to download her!
- WomanΒ CPU: She apparently has all the components that you were looking for, but inside it turns out to be empty!
- WomanΒ MONITOR: She β offersβ life in color!
- WomanΒ CD-ROM: She is one of the endemic species of woman that listen to their husbands without a reproach and without saying a word.
- WomanΒ RAM-MEMORY: Every day, she is faster and faster. Can you keep up with her?!
- WomanΒ DATA WAREHOUSING: Allows monitoring of everything except what really interests you!
- WomanΒ E-MAIL: From ten possible things that she has told you, eight are total nonsense WITH CERTAINTYβ¦.
- WomanΒ VIRUS: Generally known as βTHE Wifeβ. Β She appears to be installed in your life when you less expect it and she will embrace all your resources. Donβt try to uninstall her β you will lose something; if you do not even try, you will lose everything!
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