(Pssst, it’s a girls’ secret, again) …
It Is a Fact
Dear girls, I believe many of you think men don’t have feelings. Men are human beings too, yet I bet you think one part of their brain is reserved for watching football and the other for a mixture of romantic fantasies and the desire for a well-prepared, delicious meal. Oh, I must disappoint you – men have two brain hemispheres, just as you girls have. More or less, the shape of the brain is the same.
Ladies, I know this may hurt your ego a little, but many people like to say that men are better drivers than women. Well, it is not a big deal! Your husband, brother, or boyfriend can always park your car in the biggest traffic jam if you fail to do so. Anyway, I must disappoint you one more time. Since they are human beings too, men have feelings too.
They don’t feel comfortable at all when you girls tell lies to them. Men notice when girls lie to them and when they show interest in other guys. Cheating, in this case, is out of the question – a man would always notice the betrayal. And how would he feel about it? Terrible, believe me. You don’t understand men? Try to understand the male ego first.
A girl who has been cheated on often thinks about how to pay the guy back, measure for measure, and about buying new clothes in order to look more attractive. A man, maybe, would not cry, but the tears his soul cries are just as sincere as the “salted water” that comes from a woman’s eyes.
Men Are Perfect?
Wait a minute! Men are not saints – don’t twist the point. There are men who behave very badly. But, generally, men are simple creatures that don’t need nail polish, lipstick, eyeliner, and mini-skirts. Men need love, affection, and devotion, but rarely receive these treasures because they don’t ask for them. A man will rarely say “I need you to love me…” – it’s up to you to find the way to his heart.
Like a little child, a man will only wrap his arms around you, embrace you, and won’t say a word. He may not speak up and shout “I love you”. However, can you read between the lines? He is always there for you. He looks at you with the look of both a strong man and a fragile boy – the look only a man in love has. Is it really necessary for him to pronounce that ordinary sentence, “I love you”? Men suffer when their love is unrequited, and a woman can sometimes be very unkind.
Poor Men
Also, men are not as inept as they are sometimes depicted (nowadays men do domestic things: they do the dishes, they cook…). To state that a man is incapable of anything related to domestic activities is the same as to state that a woman has to stay at home only and mustn’t have the right to vote. Wake up! It’s the 21st century.
While the race between men and women over who is discriminated against more went on, men started losing their rights. Women raised their voices and took the job into their own hands: “Who needs men? We are capable of everything! We get up early, go to work, make lunch, do the laundry, clean the house, drive the car, do the gardening… Do you want to hear more?”
Can You Women Really Do It?
Then why do you call your “honey” to pick up the children from school when you “can’t make it”? Why do you ask him to order a pizza because you are too tired to cook dinner? Why do you tell him to drive the car when you are going on a holiday (and you are sleeping carelessly on the back seat with your children)? Why do you ask him to do the shopping in the supermarket while you are washing the dishes?
Dear ladies, maybe you should ask yourself whether you are capable of doing everything at the same time? Share the work, and let each one do what they do best. If you do everything yourself, the world will be full of “Mr. Inepts”. Poor men – now they are about to lose their right to vote…
It’s Nobody’s Fault
It’s nobody’s fault… it’s the 21st century’s fault! Men and women have, apparently, switched their roles…
“John, dear, give me your tools so I can repair the car!” says Sara.
“OK, honey, but only if you lend me your dress, you know, the red one…”
Funny but true…