- Woman INTERNET: Hardly available woman!
- Woman SERVER: Always busy when you need her!
- Woman WINDOWS: Everybody knows that she does not work perfectly, but no one can live without her.
- Woman DOS: Everybody needs her at least once in lifetime, but nowadays, no one wants her back!
- Woman BACKUP: She always has everything you need, but at some point she fails!
- Woman SCAN DISK: Good and willing to help you whenever you need her, but no one really knows what is she doing!
- Woman SCREENSAVER: There is no need for her; her role is not essential, but she adorns your current life!
- Woman HARD-DISK: Excellent memory; everything is saved with no chance to delete it, unless you wish so!
- Woman MOUSE: She works only if you hustle and Move her!
- Woman MULTIMEDIA: Hmm... Seems she likes to be everything except ordinary!
- Woman PASSWORD: You strongly believe that you are the only one who knows her, but actually, you know only half of the world...
- Woman MP3: Everybody wants to download her!
- Woman CPU: She apparently has all the components that you were looking for, but inside it turns out to be empty!
- Woman MONITOR: She '' offers'' life in color!
- Woman CD-ROM: She is one of the endemic species of woman that listen to their husbands without a reproach and without saying a word.
- Woman RAM-MEMORY: Every day, she is faster and faster. Can you keep up with her?!
- Woman DATA WAREHOUSING: Allows monitoring of everything except what really interests you!
- Woman E-MAIL: From ten possible things that she has told you, eight are total nonsense WITH CERTAINTY....
- Woman VIRUS: Generally known as ''THE Wife”. She appears to be installed in your life when you less expect it and she will embrace all your resources. Don’t try to uninstall her - you will lose something; if you do not even try, you will lose everything!
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